I’m hungry. Should I eat a hot dog or some Oreos?
My name is … My name is … My name is … chigga chigga DAN PREMO! Yes, I bleached my hair. It’s actually got a little more color than I wanted. I guess next time I’ll go for more of a platinum look. And those pictures that Morash took and are now posted at Lewis’ site are really bad — they make my hair look orange. Plus, I had just gotten out of the shower to rinse all the bleach out, so it was unstyled. In person, it looks much better. Additionally, I want to make it clear that I did not bleach my hair just to be like Eminem. In fact, I would say that his popularity is probably as low as it’s been since he got big. Nate Creech almost got me to bleach my hair freshman year, but I backed out. This time, I bought a kit made by Clairol that came with everything I needed including a pair of rubber gloves … It was so easy, I couldn’t resist. As if the deal weren’t already sweet enough, when I get a haircut in a few weeks, the only remaining blonde hair will be on the top of my head, so it will look like highlights. So Lewis can F-off. Oh, I almost forgot to mention — Eminem is coming out with a new album in April – The Eminem Show.
Lewis and Morash just gave me shit for like an hour. So what if I missed class? I was going to go, but I just couldn’t keep my eyes open. I was trying … I pounded coffee all day today. Like I said, I don’t think coffee works with my system anymore.
The test wasn’t bad at all. Our prof made half the class change seats before we started the test, and I ended up sitting next to the only hot girl in the class. I’ll take that.
Today I’ve got a test at noon in OS Scripting and a paper due for Writing for Interactive Digital Media at 6. WTF? I hate school. I got up at 8 am today. Not as early as yesterday, but still pretty early. Surprisingly, I’m not really too tired. Surprising because yesterday was Eric’s birthday, and the festivities lasted pretty late into the night. I am still a little drowsy, so I brewed up a pot of coffee. I’m just about done with my second cup. After I finish the coffee I’ll pick up where I left off making a one page teacher endorsed cheat sheet for the test. Then, after the test, I’ve got to come back and work on that damn paper. I hate school.
Stop the press. It’s like I’m on the cover of Newsweek and Time! Smiz put me up at the top of WCIFT. Can this day get any better?
Now I know I’ve made it big. I’m front page news at Oblivion Diaries. Of course, Lewis threw in a healthy amount of trash-talking. As far as the comments about Who Am I, I have this piece of advice for Mr. Lewis: The longer you go, the harder it is to come up with new material. Of course, trivia isn’t really that hard to come up with.
I’m in Programming for Digital Media right now. I pounded 2 cups of coffee before class. I still feel drowsy, but now I also feel kind of hot. I don’t think caffeine works on my system like it’s supposed to. For OS Scripting today I went in early, but I still didn’t come close to finishing the work before the 2 hours were up. Still, about 2/3 of the class didn’t finish, so I got 8 points out of 10.
Woke up at about 6 am today. I might do some work before I have class at 2. I mean, Sportscenter won’t update until at least 11 am.
Brian Lewis is stealing my ideas. First I had The List, wherein I listed peoples’ names in one column with their scores in a second column. Enter Ridiculously Difficult Daily Trivia. Total format ripoff. Later, I introduced a little feature called Who Am I. That page used an episodic format to challenge readers, and developed a real interactivity. To advertised that page, I used my IM info. Let’s review Lewis’s trivia. Episodic format? Check. Publicize it on IM info? Check. What can I say? Brian Lewis is stealing my ideas.