More Xbox 360 (Non)Fun

Last night I drove up to Perimeter, GA to get an AeroBed. While I was in Perimeter, I stopped by Best Buy to 1) Cash in my $5 reservations for Perfect Dark Zero and Project Gotham Racing 3 and 2) See if they had any more Xbox 360s. Thy didn’t have any more systems, but I got the games. And felt very sad.

Then I went to SuperTarget to get the AeroBed. Of course, the first department I visited was the video games department. They had Play & Charge Kits and Hard Drives (Hard Drives!). I picked up a Plug & Charge Kit. And felt very sad.

While I was at SuperTarget I spotted CNN personality Kyra Phillips. Also, I bought several sweaters.

So the fact that Target had hard drives makes me second-guess my Premium-or-none stance on the Xbox 360. Maybe I should have gotten a Core system, and then I could have gotten the hard drive and a wireless controller and I’d be all set. I’d have that unsightly wired controller, but I suppose I could have sold it to Gamestop for $20 bucks or so … maybe I made the wrong choice. Still, at some point over the next month or two I’ll get a Premium System and you can bet I’ll be patting myself on the back.

Until then, I’ll be able to look back and know that I was bored. And felt very sad.

More Xbox 360 (Non)Fun

My Adventures Hunting for an Xbox 360 Premium System

It’s now November 22, 2005, 12:25 AM. Xbox 360 launch day.

About 35 minutes ago I drove over to my nearest Wal-Mart. There was a small group of guys standing and/or sitting outside the main entrance. “Are you in line for the Xbox?” I asked.

“Yeah,” the last in line replied. “They’ve got ten — and you’re number ten.”

Hot.

“But they’ve got two premium systems,” he continued, “and eight core packages.”

FTW.

That was about 11:53. I waited, thinking that perhaps the people standing out in the cold were somehow misinformed, or that an ill-intentioned Wal-Mart employee had fed them a line. At 12:01, the person in charge came out, locked half of the doors, counted us, and told us that there were ten systems. I yelled up to him, “Do you only have two premium systems?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

I stood there for about one more minute, then decided to catch up with number eleven in line (who had left, dejected) and give him my spot. I haven’t waited for this just to get a Core System, then blow another $140 bucks on a hard drive and a wireless controller, just to have people come over to my crib and ask why my disc tray isn’t chromed out.

So I drove to Best Buy. Behind the automatic sliding doors employees had affixed black sheets to hide the magic inside from onlookers. I guess. Or maybe they do that every night. A couple of people were asking for jumper cables, and then an employee asked me if I was there for the Xbox 360. “Yeah.”

“Talk to the man in there.”

I started for the narrow gap in one set of sliding doors. Before I got too close, a man emerged from behind the black curtain. “You’re here for the Xbox 360?”

“Yep.”

“What’s your name?”

“Daniel.”

“Your last name?”

“Premo.”

“D-a-n-i-e-l-P-r-i-m-o?”

“P-r-e-m-o.” Members of the Premo family are accustomed to this sort of exchange.

“P-r-e-m-o. Okay. I’ll put your name on the list.”

“What do I have to do?”

“At six AM we’ll be handing out tickets based on the order your name is on the list. Then at nine we’ll be opening the doors and giving systems to people with tickets.”

“Will it be a premium system or a core system?”

“That depends on the other people on the list. This store is getting 58 systems.”

“So 55 out of 58 — that’s probably going to be a core system.”

“I’d say probably” — and the guy hesitates for a second, like there’s even the possibility that this store got 55 premium systems and only three core packages — “it’ll be a core package.”

“Okay. Thanks.”

“Thank you.”

So I won’t be getting up bright and early to go to Best Buy. I refuse to buy a core system, even if I have to wait until January. Supposedly more systems will be shipped every week. I won’t be surprised to get a premium pack next week. God knows Gamespot and Joystiq will commit coverage to additional shipments through Christmas.

My Adventures Hunting for an Xbox 360 Premium System

Best Buy Phone Call

It’s bad enough that I went into Best Buy the other day planning to ask an employee about reserving an Xbox 360, and no “video game department” people were in sight.

I called my local store today. I asked if I could reserve an Xbox 360. No. I asked, “Are you going to do anything special for the release date?”

“Like what?” the woman on the other end of the line asked me.

“Are you going to give people tickets for the line?”

“No.”

“Okay … what time does your store open?”

“Actually, we’re opening at midnight the night before for that.”

At that point I said thank you and hung up. Then I said — to no one in particular — that’s what I meant when I asked if you were doing anything special on release date. JIMINY CHRISTMAS!

Best Buy Phone Call

Fox Baseball Sucks

Fox has the Yankees-Red Sox game today. Jeanne Zelasko has a different haircut, just like every year. You just know that there are a couple Fox executives somewhere deciding what her hair should look like.

But really almost everything about Fox’s baseball coverage sucks. Kevin Kennedy is scary. Tim McCarver is freaking old. Joe Buck is okay. I like the graphics. But the music is a little over-the-top. And if I see that talking baseball explaining a slider to me one more time I’m going to yack.

Fox Baseball Sucks

Halo 3

When Bungie releases Halo 3 sometime next year, I’m hoping that the user colors/emblem system gets some upgrades. I have tried again and again to find the perfect emblem and the perfect color scheme, but I’m just not sure it’s possible with the options available. My wish list:

1. More colors to choose from. In Halo 2 we are given 18 colors to choose from. And they are all washed out. The white is more of an off white, and the black (“steel”) is gray. Steel and brown are almost the same color. Red and crimson are almost the same color. Modern consoles render millions of colors. Given the broadband connection required for Live, it’s not asking too much that users get a color picker for 24-bit color depth. Or at the very least 256 colors.

2. The ability to choose more than four colors. Yep, we only get four colors in Halo 2. Primary Player Color (main armor color, icon background 1), Secondary Player Color (armor trim, icon background 2), Primary Emblem Color, and Secondary Emblem Color.

3. More emblems. We get 64 in Halo 2. Ten of these are single digits, 0-9. Some of them are too similar to each other. Some of them are too obscure for anyone to recognize or understand. Some are just too hard to make out on the screen. And Bungie could release more as time goes on. It could hold contests — users could submit new emblem designs.

4. More emblem backgrounds. How about a sunburst background? Or a background consisting of more than two colors?

5. Armor patterns. Tiger stripes. Leopard spots. Racing stripes. You can customize your team’s uniform in Madden — why not in Halo? Halo 2 gives the user the trim (Secondary Player) color, but it’s not enough. Besides — in team games, your personal color choices get wiped out — your only unique identifier is your icon. Why not white arms or white shoes or a white helmet? This should be kept in check so that a user’s team affiliation is obscured, but it could be done.

6. Numbers in addition to emblems. The NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL do it. And let’s make them double-digit numbers. I was number 25 in high school.

7. Adjustable armor appearance. The Arbiter has different armor than a standard Elite. A Helljumper has different armor than a Spartan. Or maybe just gives a few tweaks.

I could go on. Heck, maybe I’ll add more later.

Halo 3

Xbox 360: Too Expensive?

Microsoft today announced pricing plans for the upcoming Xbox 360. Here’s the breakdown that I got from Gamespot’s article:

Xbox 360 Core System – $299 (299 Euros, 209 GBP)
•Xbox 360 console
•Wired controller
•Detachable faceplate
•Xbox Live Silver membership
•Standard AV cables

Xbox 360 – $399 (399 Euros, 279 GBP)
•Xbox 360 console
•20GB detachable hard drive
•Wireless controller
•Wireless Xbox Live headset
•High-definition AV cables
•Ethernet cable
•Xbox 360 Media Remote Control (limited time)
•Detachable faceplate
•Xbox Live Silver membership

Alternate names considered for the Core System were “Dork System,” “n00b System,” and “Pokemon Edition.”

In my E3 2005 wrap-up, I posited a $500 price tag for the PS3. I didn’t say it, but I anticipated a $300 price tag for the Xbox 360 with hard drive. I’ve always felt that three bones is acceptable, but four bones is a tad steep. Now it’s looking very much like both systems will hit the middle ground, and drop for four hundred bucks.

Obviously, the Xbox 360 is “available” for under three hundred dollars. But let’s look at that package. No wireless controller, the latest promised addition to baseline console equipment; and no hard drive, the latest promised addition to baseline console equipment — five years ago. The pricier package comes with both, along with a wireless Xbox Live headset, HDTV cables (instead of standard RCA cables), an ethernet cable, and the mouthful Xbox 360 Media Remote Control (let’s just shorten that to 360 Remote). Both packages come with a detachable faceplate and an Xbox Live Silver membership, which is basically the crap version. Also, according to this News.com article, the Core system will be green, while the full version will be cream colored.

But let’s be serious. No one is going to want the dumbed-down, crapped-out, stripped version of Xbox 360. First and foremost, Halo 3 won’t be out until April at the earliest, so anyone who owns Halo 2 will want the backwards compatibility. Include that group when you consider people who don’t want to keep two Xboxes sitting on their entertainment center.

Analysts speculate that Microsoft may drop the price from $399 to $299 in time for the PS3 launch. I’m inclined to agree, and I suspect that rather than offer the light version for $199 or $249, Microsoft will simply phase it out.

I was going to say that the Xbox 360 will be the first system I get so early in its life cycle since the Super NES, but I forget that I got a Gamecube on day one. Poor Gamecube. Poor, stupid Gamecube.

Xbox 360: Too Expensive?

PTI on SportsCenter

ESPN has started this new thing where PTI airs in its normal time slot from 5:30 to 6 PM, but instead of ending the show at 6, Wilbon says, “See you in six minutes.” Then SportsCenter starts, recaps the latest big thing, previews the 90 (ugh) minute show, then says, “Coming up after the break, PTI.”

So at about 6:12 we see the last two minutes of PTI. Stat Boy actually points out mistakes before 6 PM. I haven’t seen the 6:30 ESPNews replay of PTI, but I’m curious to see how it ends there. Perhaps the final two minutes are just tacked on the end of the first thirty.

I never published my massive ESPN post, but it’s still saved and I still think about it sometimes. In it, I mention how basically every show on ESPN at one time or another has tried to emulate PTI, most noticeably SportsCenter. I did not enjoy when they brought in people like Mitch Albom and Dan LeBatard to give op-ed pieces. I don’t think anyone else did, either, or they would have stuck around. There used to be head-to-head stuff on specific sports, but “Fact or Fiction” seems to have evolved out of that, which is much less confrontational but still entertaining to a point.

Moving the final two minutes of PTI to 6:12 appears to be a very weak attempt by ESPN to get people to watch ninety minutes of SportsCenter. At 6:14 I turned the channel.

PTI on SportsCenter

San Andreas: Adults Only

Yesterday, the Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB) changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas from M (Mature) to AO (Adults Only).

This is a setback and a wake-up call.

It’s a setback to Take Two Interactive, publisher of GTA games, and Rockstar Interactive, developer of GTA games. It’s a setback to the video game industry, an industry that many wish would receive respect as an art form on par with music and film.

It’s a wake-up call to the ESRB, and also to the public, society, the government, fans, parents, gamers, whatever.

Part of me wants to talk about Rockstar and say, “What the hell were they thinking?” But then I think it through. A game like San Andreas contains millions of lines of code and hundreds of thousands of man-hours. The content in the game that caused this whole mess in inaccessible through normal means. It’s stuff that ended up on the cutting room floor, to bust a cliche. But a cliche that represents an excellent metaphor.

When it comes to film, material cut from theatrical release but available on DVD is referred to as “bonus material.” The rule is also that when you buy a DVD with bonus material, you’ll often find text written on the back of the case, somewhere near the bottom, that says, “bonus material not rated.”

And you know what? Wal-Mart sells that DVD.

Of course, we’re not talking about X-rated or even NC-17 films. Wal-Mart doesn’t carry them. But there is a significant jump from R to NC-17 (or at least in theory). The jump from M to AO is, apparently, three words. Please examine the lengths to which the MPAA goes to explain its rating system, and then examine the lengths (or lack thereof) to which the ESRB goes to explain its own system.

It seems that for a game to warrant an AO rating rather than M, it must feature one or more of the following: prolonged intense violence, rather than (brief?) intense violence; graphic sexual content, rather than (nongraphic?) sexual content; or nudity. I find it interesting that nudity is one of the taboo items, because nudity certainly does not warrant an automatic NC-17 in film, and actually doesn’t even warrant an R; Please see PG-13 rated film Titanic. Also, please see M rated game God of War, which featured full-frontal female nudity, and a nongraphic (but easily accessible) sexual mini-game.

So with the revised rating of San Andreas, the ESRB is telling us that minus the sexual mini-game, San Andreas contains intense violence, but not prolonged intense violence? An average player can expect to spend 20 to 40 hours playing San Andreas. Missions involve sniping, drive-by shooting, setting explosives … and these do not make for prolonged intense violence?

The distinction between the M rating and the AO rating is neither large nor distinct. If it’s small and hazy, we really have to wonder if there is any distinction at all. The fact is, the point of AO is not to protect children from those horrible, ultra-violent, ultra-sexual games. The point of AO is so that no matter how offensive an M rated game seems, you can always say, it could have been worse. It’s not the worst possible thing out there. AO protects everyone — developers, publishers, retailers (Wal-Mart), and consumers (parents). No matter how bad a game is, retailers can say, “Well, at least we don’t sell AO games to young, impressionable children,” and parents can say, “I made sure that little Jimmy never played any of those nasty AO games.”

It would almost seem that the ESRB caved under political pressure. Who wouldn’t? Does deceiving consumers, retailers, and the ESRB — intentionally or unintentionally — warrant a slap on the wrist? Absolutely. Does a sexual mini-game (that features no nudity!) warrant the AO rating? Absolutely not. But the publicity surrounding this story got out of control and the ESRB had to take some concrete action. Something that would make a good headline.

This is a setback because it makes game developers and publishers look bad. It doesn’t help the ESRB, but revising the rating is the only way to save face. It’s a wake-up call because developers from now on must consider all code in the shipping version of a game, whether it is executed during normal use or not. It’s a wake-up call to the ESRB because you know someone (Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer) will be looking at video game ratings with enlivened eyes. It’s a wake-up call to everyone else because we’ve got to understand that video games are not movies, the same ratings do not apply and the same rules do not apply. It is not as simple as playing the game before allowing your children to play the game, but it is certainly not as simple as looking at the big letter on the front of the box, either. Reactionaries claim that parents should not rely on ratings to do their job for them, but let’s be realistic. It might take a person a month or a year to complete a game. Ratings are necessary. It is the responsibility of the ESRB to ensure that its ratings are realistic and reasonable, and it is the responsibility of developers and publishers to ensure that those ratings are based on a product in its entirety.

San Andreas: Adults Only