I’m going to lightsaber your ass like General Grievous

I just set up a Star Wars Discussion page.

As I explain on that page, I’ve discussed Episode III with Steph, Brown, and the old man. But way back in the summer of 2001, Smiz had the WCIFT forums up, and Morash and I discussed several films over that forum, including American Pie 2 and Planet of the Apes.

I’d like the Star Wars page to use a threaded comment structure. I found a plugin for it , but I want to maintain the traditional, nonthreaded structure for the majority of DP.com, and that plugin implements the change system wide (from what I can tell). Maybe someone knows of a method to implement it on a case-by-case basis.

Anyway, check it out or Brown will come and get you.

I’m going to lightsaber your ass like General Grievous

Firefox Gripe

Why, when I have multiple Firefox windows open, does it occasionally randomly switch to a different window, for no reason at all? It seems like a page is loading in my current window, and then all of a sudden, I’m looking at a window that has had no network activity in the last ten minutes.

Firefox Gripe

ClearType

ClearType. It’s great. If you have an LCD monitor and Windows XP, you should without a doubt enable it. It might cost you some performance, but in my experience the hit is unnoticable. Supposedly it may improve readability on CRT (old, traditional, not flat panel) monitors.

To enable it, right-click your Desktop, choose Properties, click on the Appearance tab, click the Effects button, put a checkmark in the second box and select ClearType. (Even if you don’t use ClearType, you should be using standard font smoothing.)

The one problem I have with ClearType — and I can’t believe Microsoft hasn’t addressed this, seeing as how it takes advantage of LCD monitors which can be so easily repositioned — is that it won’t work if you have your monitor positioned in the portrait orientation. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, think about when you print a document, and you get the option to print it as portrait — 8½ wide and 11 tall — or landscape — 11 wide and 8½ tall. By default, computer monitors are positioned in the landscape orientation — like a TV.

Here’s what is most frustrating. Microsoft offers the ClearType Tuner PowerToy as a free download, and it fixes ClearType if you use a rare BGR monitor, as opposed to the much more common RGB. (Read about it at the first link.) The thing is, such a fix enables users to use ClearType on a monitor that is upside-down — say, ceiling-mounted. So Microsoft’s free tool allows for 180 degree rotation, but not 90 degree rotation. This is laughable. This has got to be a fix that would require something like 80 characters of code, and I have to believe there is demand!

ClearType

SmartFTP

This just in: SmartFTP is like a million times better than FileZilla. And it’s like 900,000 times better than LeechFTP.

I used FileZilla over LeechFTP but I never really liked FileZilla. Leech is outdated. FZ’s user interface was effective but ugly. I appreciated that it was open-source, and I enthusiastically hoped that that would mean it was the best product available.

Meanwhile I’m stuck on dial-up. My current site host, PowWeb, allows only two simultaneous FTP transfers. Last weekend I upgraded WordPress from 1.5.1 to 1.5.1.1 via LeechFTP on a cable modem, and it was more than satisfactory. I can only assume that using FZ over a cable modem would also have been acceptable. But using these two programs over dial-up gets bogged down not necessarily by the transfer speed, but the handshaking that goes on with the server.

Somehow, SmartFTP expediates the handshaking to a degree that leaves me flabbergasted. Now don’t get me wrong — the fact that I have to wait to upload 2MB of stuff keeps me firmly planted in my dial-up reality. But the annoying wait of a few seconds or even several minutes between files (this is what ultimately made me find my third FTP client in a month) seems to have completely disappeared.

I don’t know how they do it, but they got me to switch.

SmartFTP

E3 Wrap-Up

E3 wrapped up a few days ago, and I thought I’d give my post-show thoughts. The general consensus on Gamespot and IGN is that this was a disappointing year for E3, in no small part because so much info on the new consoles was released before the show itself. In particular, photos of the Xbox 360 have been leaking out for weeks or even months.

In a three-horse race, it’s hard to use the plural forms of winners and losers, so I will instead rank the console companies from 1 to 3.

In the number one slot I go with Microsoft and the Xbox 360. Sure, I might be biased because the Xbox is my current console of choice, but I give it to MS for a couple reasons. First, all the pre-pre-E3 hype was on the Xbox 360. The aforementioned leaked photos got fanboys and websites foaming at the mouth for one system only. Microsoft looks to have fully rectified the errors it made in its first stab at a video game console — the 360 is much smaller, it stands vertically, and it will play DVDs out of the box. It will also be backwards compatible (I expect that the 360 will play 95% or more of the original’s titles) — this is a feature that may not help much, but it won’t hurt at all, and any positive with no tradeoff is a plus.

Aditionally, the Xbox 360 hype machine will not cool down — ever. We are officially in the pre-launch window. There are no more holiday seasons between now and when the 360 comes out. If Sony really didn’t care about Microsoft’s head start, it would schedule its system for Q4 2006, not Q2. And it seems the the game sites are missing this — the number one reason anyone can figure out that Sony won this cycle of the console wars is because of its big head start. The secondary reason is third party support, which ties in a lot with the Japanese market. Microsoft has addressed every reason that the PS2 beat the Xbox.

Second place I give to Sony and the Playstation 3. It is seemingly a behemoth of power. A cell processor with nine (I think) cores. Two HDTV outputs. Slots for Memory Stick Duo, SD, Compact Flash. Blu-Ray DVD compatible. Two Nvidia 3D accelerators. Six USB 2.0 ports. Gigabit ethernet (with router capabilities?). Wi-fi 802.11 b/g. Bluetooth. It’s also pretty stylish, with the slot-load DVD as opposed to tray, which the 360 sports.

But with all this power comes a price. Now the reality of any — any — generation of video game console is that the manufacturer (Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, whoever) sells the system at a loss. What this means is that when Sony first retailed the PS2 for $300, Sony probably paid in the neighborhood of $500 in parts to build each console. If I remember correctly, there were rumors that the Xbox cost Microsoft $600 to turn around and sell for $300. So: The PS3’s price tag. A recent Japanese article revealed that the system will sell less than the yen equivalent of $500. As we all know from years of commercials, “less than $100” can often mean $99.99, and I have a feeling that “less than $500” will mean $499.99.

Five hundred dollars is unreasonable. Sure, many in the same target crowd are willing to drop $400 on an iPod, but Apple sells the iPod as a luxury item and video game console success is all about market penetration and actual systems in actual homes. A lower price would increase sales, but Sony threw so much stuff into this system that I can’t believe it can afford to go much lower than $500. They might squeeze it to $400, but that’s still going to be 100 more than the Xbox, which I would be shocked to see sell for a dollar more than 300. Further, if Sony somehow manages to retail this system for $300, I would not be at all surprised to see Microsoft drop the price of the Xbox twenty dollars immediately, or perhaps drop it fifty dollars for the holiday 2006 season.

If Sony does sell the PS3 for $500, it will be a display of Sega Saturn-era arrogance.

Finally, I give Nintendo’s Revolution the number three spot, which in terms winners and losers makes it the biggest loser. Nintendo showed no games, and no controller. I expected that Nintendo would release its new system within a month of the PS3, figuring that anything later would be suicide. Nintendo has proven to me that, eh, maybe it doesn’t care, because the system will not be playable until E3 2006, meaning that the earliest it would release is Summer 2006. I won’t be surprised if Nintendo retails the new system at $200, just like the Gamecube did at its launch. The one up I have to give to Nintendo is the fact that the Revolution not only sports a slot-load DVD reader, but the slot itself is illuminated with blue LED light, which makes that one feature even more attractive than the PS3’s. The rest of the system, however, looks entirely featureless.

Nintendo has preached innovation since it introduced the analog thumbstick on the Nintendo 64’s controller. With the Gamecube, Nintendo finally (finally) moved into the optical disc market, but didn’t introduce any new technology. Apparently the Revolution’s name will reflect a big change with the controller. Some have predicted a Nintendo DS-style touch screen. There is also the possibility of a gyroscopic controller that would translate hand movement into on-screen movement, predicted because Nintendo signed a deal with gyroscopic mouse maker Gyration. In this generation, Nintendo’s console will finally (finally) offer DVD movie playback, but not without some kind of additional accessory.

It’s like the world says, “Hi Nintendo, I want steak,” and Nintendo says, “No, you want cotton candy.” Nintendo shows arrogance like Sega back in the day and like Sony now, but it’s more of an ambivalent, “I don’t care if you buy me” arrogance, rather than a “you will buy me” arrogance.

So that’s my E3 Wrap-Up. Yes, I’m biased because the Xbox is my favorite current system. But I also own a PS2. I plan on buying an Xbox 360, and I planned on buying a PS3, but after seeing everything Sony put in there and reading about the Japanese pricing, I have a bad feeling. Nintendo continues to leave me uninterested. So that’s it. Let me know what you think by clicking on the comments link below.

E3 Wrap-Up

“Oh, that new Nine Inch Nails album”

So while on the drive back to Chipmonk from Boston I finally listened to the new Nine Inch Nails album, With Teeth.

(Insert listless sigh here.)

I’m not impressed. I thought none of the songs jumped out. I kind of get where Trent (Mr. Reznor?) was going with a couple songs — there were similarities to songs from the last two albums, The Fragile and The Downward Spiral. Hell, there were even references to lyrics from previous albums, including multiple references to Pretty Hate Machine!

But the music was off at times. A little too weird even for me, a long time NIN fan. And some of the songwriting was weak. Frankly I noticed a dropoff on the last album, but it was a double album, so I figured, well, 21 songs is a lot. This time? Some of the stuff sounds like high school poetry.

Now I know, I know — I never like Nine Inch Nails albums the first time I listen to them. But the problem is, I just don’t feel like listening to this again any time soon. This is apparent based on the fact that I bought the CD over a week ago and am just listening to the whole thing now. Unfortunately I may just give up on it. Maybe this will be NIN’s “off” album, like The Eminem Show. Or maybe — gasp! — I’ve just grown out of Nine Inch Nails.

“Oh, that new Nine Inch Nails album”

Episode III

Last night Steph and I went to see Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith at the midnight Wednesday (first) show.

There were a lot of dorks. The theater was packed. We got there around 10:45 and the theater looked to be half full by then. And it was showing on two screens. There were a lot of lightsabers. There were also a few people in Jedi robes, one guy with a Vader mask. No stormtroopers.

The row in front of us was filled entirely with one group of high school kids that knew each other, and they had one more person than seats. You’d think they were in a foreign country the way they didn’t know what to do.

Once the movie started, there was a lot of clapping. People clapped for A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away … People clapped for the yellow-outlined Star Wars logo. There was applause for when the yellow introduction text scrolled up and away from the audience, but it quickly died as hundreds of dorks with glasses leaned forward to read everything, and to see over the head of the person in front of them becaues they were doing the same thing.

People clapped when they saw wookies. They clapped when Yoda did anything. I’d say everyone in the theater missed three lines of dialogue due to applause, but I don’t think that they were crucial lines.

The movie. Before I discuss any specifics or details, let me just say that the entire time I was awake in bed both before I fell asleep last night and after I woke up today, all I could think about was Episode III. And it’s not like I was making an effort, either. I just keep thinking about it. And now that all the films are done, there is no more, “I wonder if” or “I wonder how.” Now there is stuff like, “So in Episode IV, when Obi-Wan says …” Also, the movie clocked in at 2:10 or 2:20. There was a lot to see, and a lot to take in. I’ll admit that toward the end, my butt was getting uncomfortable in my seat. But at that point in the film, I don’t feel that there was a lot of boring exposition, and I was genuinely interested in how everything played out.

It’s rated PG-13. I noticed right away that the actual physical lighting was darker, and that stayed true throughout. There is definitely stuff in there that is more frightening and intense than in the other five films.

Did I say specifics and details? Maybe I’ll save them.

Episode III

Archive Done

I just finished uploading all the old posts. The archives now go back all the way to April 2002. Before this version of the site, none of my posts had titles. For continuity, I read each post and created a title for it.

Check out the very first post, The Best Time of the Day.

You may also notice a slight change to the layout of the site which resolved several issues: My email address is now more prominent, the Login link is easier to see, and the archives links are at the bottom of the nav, so even as they continue to expand they will not force any elements farther down the page.

Archive Done

Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo Revolution

Plain looking when compared to the Xbox 360 and the PS3. I have to give Nintendo props for giving it a slot-load DVD tray. It will play DVD movies, but it will require some kind of add-on like the current Xbox. Note that Microsoft elected to give Xbox 360 out-of-the-box DVD playback functionality. Nintendo also made a nice choice with the blue-led illumination around the slot.

But really, the whole Revolution thing is going to boil down to the controller. There is talk that Nintendo’s new controller will eschew buttons in favor of a Nintendo-DS style touch screen.

Please note that I have updated the root entry for the PS3 topic.

Nintendo Revolution